Excuse Me, Is That Your Blog?

Yeah, I know, who doesn't want to be, am I right?! Geez. I know this isn't DC-related, but I feel like I have to take a stand here. What's the big deal with this guy? I mean, come on, I eat about 12,000 calories a day and I can swim (relatively) fast (for a fat kid) too! The dude's been on the cover of every SI and ESPN magazine I've gotten for the past year. I just couldn't care less. Wake me up when he learns how to hit Major League pitching or evade an NFL pass rush. Zzzzzzzzz...


EDIT: Also, the more I think about it, Michael Phelps is completely anti-American. He's totally stealing the spotlight from every other brave American athlete. AND he went to Michigan! How much worse can this guy get? Michael Phelps is a Communist. And so is anyone who cheers for him.